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Al Gore Sightings on Milk Cartons

From poster child to missing person, from omnipresent to never present, where's Bigfoot Al?  Gore has never been much of a useful presence; but I miss Bigfoot Al-with his overpowered mansion, his carbon belching jet and his underpowered psyche.  Where is the cool arrogance and his holier than though attitude?
 
I came to believe Gore and Biden were the top nominees for their best supporting acting roles in the staged farce that is liberalism.  Now the awards have to be postponed in Washington, because of over five feet (according to Obama) and more of Global Cooling and a flood of red ink.  Even the Saints have won the Super Bowl, on a day that Hell really froze over.  So where is the environmentalists' standard bearer?
 
With his babe-in-the-woods stare to his wooden demeanor to his clunky, block head delivery; Bigfoot Al could be counted on to place his carbon footprint firmly in mouth, with the potential for developing politically correct trench mouth. In comparison, Biden makes me yearn for the next green paint drying competition.  Even Bill Clinton's green credentials are more firmly secured than Biden's because the only difference between Slick Willy and pond scum, is the pond.
 
Now I can't compare them, because Al is MIA.  Was he kidnaped by the vast right wing consiracy?  Hillary would be overjoyed to be overlookesd and so under appreciated.  But where else can she more irrelevant that at the State Department, with Obama usurping all her duties?  Pelosi might have something to complaing about, if she wasn't emploiting her non-union farm workers at her winery and baronial estate while polluting the environment and supplanting the Constitution.
 
It all comes down to Good Old Al to carry on the scam of Gobal Warming.  He needs to come out of hiding and face the music, instead of souring milk and scaring children at breakfast with potential portraits of his vacant, mentally gored puss. 
 
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Bayh Checks Out With $13,000,000

Politics pays for Bayh, as he complains about partisanship in a Senate with a 60 seat Dem. majority!  I wish I was such a good liar and the second generation to serve and benefit from having a seat in the U.S. Senate.  Since he is not running for office again, he can keep the $13,000,000 contibuted by his supporters, while effectively making, and keeping, over a $1,000,000 a year after 12 years in Washington.  And they say government work doesn't  pay. 
 
The trouble is, government work, whether in the form of ever increasing and protected union jobs with generous retirement benefits, or the big money in elected or appointed office, pays too well for those drawing on taxpayer provided salaries or political contributions to readily surrender them to anyone else.  That is, unless they, like Sen. Bayh, can benefit from keeping the excess money left in their campaign war chests and, by doing so, turn themselves into instant millionaires upon retirement. 
 
Bayh can make himself a winner of life's lottery, because Congress passed a law allowing members of Congress to keep money left in their election war chest as a windfall.  They set the law up to compensate themselves for the potential loss of what they see as their lifetime political carreers.  As a second generation political elite, the present Sen. Bayh is treating his senatorial seat as almost being bequeathed to him from his father, Sen. Birch Bayh.  Elected office is not like the hereditary titles of European nobility or royalty.  There are no titles of nobility given or granted by the Federal government and there is no room in a republic for either noble or royal families like the Kennedys.  Neither Ted Kennedy's nor Biden's senatorial seats are theirs to bequeath to members of their family.  Ted's seat was taken by a lowly commoner in a special election and Biden's son has opted out of running for his old seat as a result of the same election and additional losses in New Jersey and Virginia. 
 
The electorate decides who serves in office and how long and how they will be compensated.  Term limits can eliminate turning Congress into the equivalent of upper and lower hereditary British Houses of Lords.  In addition, if Congress wants to pass any new taxes, they should start by laying a windfall tax of, say, 90% on their own war chests.  That is change we can believe in.   
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Party of Hell No vs. The Trap!

When liberals fail, they blame Republicans.  Obama is doing the same now that his Health Care Take Over and Tax and Fraud bills are failing.  Like Slick Willy, he's trying to tringulate himself above it all, but Obama was probably never good at trig. 

Only now is he calling for bi-partisanship and new suicidal efforts by Rinos, as he sets the deadfall for them, baits the trap and invites the Republicans to a dubious meeting.  The only Republicans who go to this set up ploy, this scam will identify themselves as Republicans In Name Only and will be added to those we need to vote out of office in November.  There won't be much left of them after the assembled rocks and logs of liberal criticism descends on and crushes them, once they tug on the bait of cooperating with the enemy.  The Left can only blame themselves now, after spending too much time inside the Beltway at the Ball of the Red Death with their fellow statists and progressives.
 
Instead, the Republicans need to stand firm and shout, "Hell No, We Won't Go!"  The liberal Democrat leadership is imploding through their own insane efforts day by day and the pace of their destruction is increasing.  So why should we throw them a life line and an excuse to blame it all on conservatives and Republicans?  We continue on, instead, to define the differences between the two parties, after declining the invitation to the Hell the Left has created.  Standing firm on principle is the best policy to follow in the face of such a triangulated deadfall. 
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Taking Back America. Magic Numbers: 155 & 19.

Why speculate on winning 50 seatrs in the House and 10 in the Senate?  All 19 Democrat seats in the Senate may be in play by November.  Even now, according to Morrris and Hannity, up to 150-155 seats in the House can be in play at this early date.
 
Why not go for broke?  If we shoot for 150 seats in the House of Representatives and only win just over 120, we end up with a two thirds majority.  This would be a majority we can use to overrride any Obama veto in at least one house of Congress for the rest of his administration.  We can also impeach Obama at will.
 
If we win all 19 Senate seats and maintain control of the 40 we already possess with conservative candidates, we will have reversed the present composition of the Senate.  It will not be the two thirds majority necessary for overriding vetoes or convict the President in a trial and it would not even be the 60 needed to override a potential filibuster, but it will be enough to take away the Democrats' stanglehold on the Federal government.  This will put the conservative Tea Party Republicans in greater control of Congress than we enjoyed after the 1994 elections and we will have two effective bulworks against the Obama offensive until the 2012 elections.  It makes it all worth the effort, as long as conservatives are in the driving seat of the Republican Party. 
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Osama Flips Turban, Joins Obama as Eco-Scammer

Osama joins Obama/Gore, by parroting the Left's talking points & worn cliches.  This is not surprising, Osama (or whoever is masquerading as him) is once again taking advantage of the ever compliant useful idiots on the Left in another dual attack on America.  They share many of the same common afflictions, psychoses and insane, prejudicial predilections as they act like a pair of inbred skunk ugly cousins working together as a coordinated tag team attacking our country.  The Obama and the Left has bent over backwards so far to prove their spineless nature, they have joined Osama on the dark side of the moon.
 
There is certainly a sick symmetry to the thinking of Muslim extremists and liberals, a.k.a progressives, in trying to steal our liberties and rights.  The Muslim terrorists are mearly playing along with our own fifth columnists.  If it wasn't such a deadly game they're both playing it would almost be comical; but there is nothing comical about the economic, social, political and violent terrorism they both employ (including the Left's A.L.F. and E.L.F.).  As Karl Marx said, the ends justify the means.
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The Spreading Insanity-Banning Cell Phones

Proving insanity isn't confined to the D.C. Asylum, the PA Congress is trying to ban car phones in cars.  After losing out in proving they cause brain cancer, the brain dead are outlawing cell phone use while driving in cars in the Keystone State.  The occurence of car crashes caused by people using cell phones is far rarer than crashes resulting from other activities, including women putting on makeup, people reading papers, maps or text messsaging each other. 
 
It was only by linking text messaging by high school drivers with adults talking on cell phones, by politicians and anti-cell phone zealots, that these budding dictators have been able to start another assault on our freedoms.  It's all part of a relentless effort to constrict the activities of Americans. 
 
This new ploy is being used to pass one more overreaching, tyrannical and senseless law on the citizens of Pennsylvania without cutting useless spending on enforcing existing burdensome laws and entitlement programs.  It simply makes us more determined to vote the insane out of office, at every level of government.     
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Cut $250Bill. over 10 Years? Try $9Trill.!

Obama offers $250Bill. in savings from a phantom spending freeze, while spending $9Trill.!!  I was only partly kidding about Hitler-in-the-Bunker last week, but Obama is off the charts in denial during his new C.Y.A. makeover.  $25Billion average savings over the next ten years while wracking up trillion dollar annual deficits will amount to nothing in Obama's bloodletting orgy of America. 
 
We know from past, Democrat misrepresentations, the following facts.  The trillion dollar deficits will continue every year during the current administration, but the supposed freeze on a fraction of the budget will only occur once, in the 2010 budget and be forgotten in the formulation of next year's bloodfest.
  
Obama is not as smart as the Press maintains, nor as sly as he thinks he is, even in his most lucid moments.  He is deranged and completely divorced from reality.  He is an overeducated, spoiled and truculent child.  In other words, he is the embodiment of the group think, group speak of eternal adolescents commonly called liberals or progressives.  Emotionally speaking, they haven't changed since the age of twelve, nor have they thought for themselves since eighteen, when they subsumed their identities to the Orwellian utopias, which only exists within the institutional walls of most colleges and universities. 
 
It's a terminal illness and can only be cured by voting those afflicted out of elected government offices or throwing them out of their tenured redoubts.  The good thing is, they're easy to sneak up on during the next three years (while they suffer from their Napolean Complexes as we stalk them with oversized butterfly nets) during every election and subsequent legislation.  Then we can change the Federal, state, county and local governments back to components of a representative republic.  The colleges will take longer.   
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The Deluded Loons in the Bunker

Denial is not a river, but Obama is drowning in one of delusions.  It's a Hitler-in-the-Bunker mentality.  As everything collapses around him, Obama is blaming everyone but his own nihilistic self.  He actually said in an interview today that the same desire for change that elected him to office also elected Brown to the Senate.  Or was it, as far as he sees it, that the people in the Bay State were acting stupidly?  It was because even the people of the Bay State have had enough of Obama and Abamacare and chucked them both into Boston Bay in their own, newly updated tea party. 
 
What the Left didn't realize was the Bay State already had mandated, government run health care that was an abject failure and the citizens of the state didn't want another, Federal layer of the same imposed upon them.  They have already seen their premiums increased, care decreased, illegal aliens sign up for the program at taxpayers' expense and the other nightmares of socialized medicine come to fruition and trump the fairy tale promises of the Media presented to the rest of America. 
 
Many of the Democrat who voted for Brown wanted to send a message to Washington, a message missed by Obama and Pelosi, who are plunging ahead into political suicide.  Even Barney Frank, as delusional a partisan as any other Statist, got the message, when his district went for Brown in the elctorial landslide and saw the light; if only dimly and in a myopic way for his own self-protection.  Because Obama and Pelosi didn't reach the same conclusion on the dawn of their first year of one party rule shows they need serious therapy and a matched set of straight jackets. 
 
At the same time, Scott Brown showed the Senate seat was the people's seat.  He also said in his acceptance speech that we should spend money to stop terrorists and not lawyer them up.  Such common sense is sorely lacking in the Beltway Bunker.  
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Reviewing 2009

A year ago, the Democrats controlled both houses of Congress and the White House with a new unknown but popular President and the obsolute support of the Goebbelist News Media.  It quickly became even worse, the Stimulus Bill and the new, earmarked littered Budget were rammed through Congress and signed into law as the Federal government took over banks, Chrysler and GM, while screwing legitimate bond holders out of their legal rights under contract law and the Constitution.  The Government and the Press seemed destined to win and marched on, actively refusing to listen to the people as they went about their radical agendas. 
 
By April, it wasn't over, but it felt like it and just in time for Tax Day.  Yet on April 15, 2009 I attended a Tea Party rally in Pittsburgh and I was encouraged by the turnout and the spirit of the people present.  It was a small turning point, but a significant one, culminating with the March on September 12, 2009, with one and a half to two million people rallying in Washington, D.C..  We began to realize, individulaists that we were, we were not alone and were finding our voices of opposition.  
 
The support of the Gobbelists still remained intact, but the people were now in revolt, in the form of the Tea Party and the 9/12 Movements.  This was coupled with the confrontations of our supposed representatives and Senators at townhall meetings across the country.  The entrenched Democrat politicians didn't help their cause by becoming more and more arrogant and unresponsive while the Economy declined. 
 
We went from despair to hope and increasing resistence to the alternative reality presented by the Press.  We began to realize we had the power to change America, to stand up for our rights and freedom, to bound together and bring about real change.  The momentum is now with us.  We are creating the second American Revolution against the new oppression from the supposedly insolated government and against the New Intolerable Acts of a Congress and a White House who tax us without representation or consideration while pushing through Health Care Nationalization. 
 
We have been presented throughout 2009 with more and more examples of the incompetence of the Obama administration and Congress as they prove themselves incapable of handling the Economy, while refusing to leave it alone.  They are even moving enemy combatents from military tribunals to civilan courts with all the rights of a citizen, while they violate all our rights of citizenship.  Then the Senate passed their form of the Healthcare Natianoliztion Bill on Christmas Eve and Rush's aptly named Fruit of Kaboom Bomber fizzled on Christmas over Detroit on Obama's inept watch. 
 
We are now confronted with a great irony, that full revolution has already broken out in New Jersey, Virginia and in a congressional district in New York and soon in the Bay State, the site of the outbreak of the first American Revolution against the first Intorlerable Acts and taxation.  History does repeat itself, when the citizenry and the tax payers of America are driven to the point of action.  If Scott Brown wins the special senatorial election for the peoples' seat (not the Kennedy seat or the Democrat seat) in the Senate, then the Revolution is just revving up; the ramifications of which the Liberal Democrats can not even comprehend.  The Liberal Statists in the Federal government are Hell bent on nationalizing as much of the American Economy as they can and we are just as determined to derail their efforts.  We have the chance now to stop the radicals and they know it.
 
So do not despair; we have accomplished a great deal in one year and our movement will only grow throughout 2010 and lead to an overwhelming victory in the November Elections.  We shall win against tyranny; just as the American Revolution turned around from the Winter despair of Valley Forge after the Declaration of Independence.  That turn around led to our founders' victory at Yorktown and the treaty of Paris.  2010 will be an even greater revolutionary year.     
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Falling One at a Time

Two more Democrat Senators are retiring (ie, instead of being thrown out) for their crimes.  Even the special election to replace Ted Kennedy in the Bay State is not coming out the way the liberals hoped it would.  If the Republican challenger wins the seat, the Democrats will lose their 60 vote margin to halt debate on every new bill in the Senate and even the final passage of Obamacare.  The challenger was down by 30 points two weeks ago, now it's only a 9 point lead and dropping, even as the Pravda Media ignores the ramifications and the dynamics of this single election and the ongoing revolution against a single party, socialist national government trying to impose itself directly upon the American people in violation of the Federal system set up by the Constitution.  Let them fall. 
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Get Free Health Care-Go to Jail!

I'm packing my bags for Free Fed Med at my nearest Federal minimum security prison!  Camp Cup Cake North, here I come.  Imagine, no fines, no responsibilities while living off other peoples' taxes; a true ward of the state and a warrior for class envy at a facility with a white line drawn around it instead of a wall!  On my extended vacation, I'll get three squares a day and free liberal lawyers to sue everyone in sight.  If I'm convicted of a felony, coupled with the court decision in Washington state, I'll still get to vote early and often in the next election to insure my benefits on the Federal dole. 
 
Sign me up, lock me up and save me that $750.00 fine per year!  Then I can join with my new comrades in the Fed Med Posse and sue to receive health care packages available to members of Congress, while the rest of you slobs get screwed with Obamacare and all those new taxes.  Ah, Nirvana!
 
Perhaps I can set up package deals for my fellow health care violaters at the new age federal health spas, open up a travel agency for incoming convicts and make a fortune in cigarettes and cash.  They can't lock up all 12,000,000 of us (including Rush) who don't have health insurance, even after the imposition of the new health care bill.  This is something we can retire into and never pay high taxes again!  If I'm in a congressional district of a Blue Dog liberal Democrat, I can then run as a real liberal Democrat for Congress to join the big crooks in the House and receive huge bribes for my vote! Who needs to be responsible for yourself when you can become a professional, liberal victim?  Ah, it's going to be beautiful!      
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New Terrorism from Obama, er, Osama

Surprise, surprise, more restraints on us, but not on likely terrorists.  All this imposed on us because a man with a Muslim name, traveling with no passport, (who is banned in Great Britain), who had no bags and paid for a one way ticket with cash was not tagged as a possible terrorist.  But that would by ethnic profiling, and that's not right because of political coersion, er, political correctness.  It took a free wheeling flying Dutchman to put a flying headlock on the idiot to keep him from trying a second attempt to blow up a Northwest Airline flight. 
 
Now, my family is partly of Dutch as well as German descent, but my one brother looks like an Iranian.  The resemblance is so pronounced that every time he walks into an airport he sets off the same little admitted to but obvious reaction-"Iranian terrorist Alert! Iranian Terrorist Alert!" 
 
He is used to the the whole process, and now usually travels by car.  He is also a devout Christian.  I asked him once what he would do if some guy on a flight stood up like Hasan and shouted "Allah akbar!"  He said the guy would be dead or at least restrained, because my brother wanted to get back to his wife and children safely.  So my plans to unmask him as the illigetimate son of the milkman and acquire his percentage of the family inheritence has been dashed and he is, after all, a Deutsche and Dutchman like myself.  Damn, foiled again.
 
So, as you can see, even my family would not be overtly incumbered by ethnic profiling, because my brother is used to it.  It's the type of inconvenience even my devout brother can tolerate.  So anyone like the Northwest bomber, Shoe Bomber Reed, the Flying Imans or even Major Terrorist Hasan would not be any more inconvenienced than my brother.  This will only happen if the government actually emphasised real law enforcement with greater ethnic profiling and less of the idiocy of political correctness's denial of reality.
 
I can imagine the Obama adminstration's new terrorist rules and pronouncements.  "Oh, no, we are not looking for those who might actually commit terrorism because of their Muslim names, dress, odd behavior.  If they look like, act like and proclaim themselves as terrorists doesn't mean they are terrorists!  Perish the thought!  We would never assume such profiling of their terrorist demeanor and overt acts on that flight last month when the crew refused to continue on with the flight after those men refused to end their cell calls and the one insulted that racist flight attendant.  The crew members were just being racists.  We would never profile the Muslim men's behavior as terrorism, because terrorists, like Leftitist, are always the exception to all draconian new restrictions we will now empose on the racist majority of Americans."  
 
Instead of randomly frisking elderly Catholic nuns and lax Amish airplane travelers, we will do a much better job of enforcing the law and protecting the general public and may actually discourage terrorism with real law enforcement procedures, including profiling. 
 
The reality under the Abomination administration is as followed: more terrorism and hamfisted oppression of the ordinary, law abiding traveler and more exceptions for obvious terrorist threats.  The budding jihadists should never be inconvenienced by or insulted by reasonable law enforcement efforts because, well, we might insult the little cretins.  How about a flying Dutch headlock?    
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History Will Repeat Itself

I always knew we will win back both houses in 2010.  History is on our side.  Just as the Republicans won both houses in the 1994 elections with the Contract with America, we will do the same in the coming year.  Michael Barone, in his posting today "When Legerdemain Is Used to Pass an Unpopular Bill" points out the effect of an unpopular bill rammed through the Senate, called the Kansas-Nebraska Act of 1854 and concerning the expansion of slavery.  He pointed out the Democrat majority in the House of Representatives went from a 159-71 majority to a 108-83 Republican majority as a result of the next elections, and the Republicans were the new second party!  If we revitalize the GOP now, we can be even more successful in the new year, because one third of the Senate is also up for elections, including 16 Democrats.  Even now, with the overpriced 60 street walkers of the Democrat Caucus voting today to ruin America, enslave us and exclude themselves and their staffs from the fraud of Health Care Reform, I'm optimistic about the New Year.  Yes, we will succeed in taking back the Congress and transforming two of the best little cat houses in Washington, D.C. back to components of our republic.  The third cat house, the White House, will fall to us in 2012.
 
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! 
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Obama is a "F"ing Failure

Megalomaniacs can't grade themselves.  So here's the freaking, flipping fool's full grade so far.
 
1) Winning economic policies:                                                                   F
 
2) Coherent Foreign Policy:                                                                      F
 
3) Grasp of reality:                                                                                    F
 
4) Grasp of common sense:                                                                       F
 
5) Grasping the consequences of his constant fallibility:                               F
 
6) Defending America and the Constitution:                                                F-
 
7) Giving Hillary the finger (so chic, so suave):                                            A+
 
8) Giving KSM & Co. civil trials:                                                               F
 
9) Bi-Partisanship:                                                                                     F
 
10) Accepting responsibility for his Fascist behavior:                                  F
 
11)  Looking smarter than Al Franken:                                                       F   
 
12) Acting smarter than Homer Simpson:                                                  F
 
13) Being more presidential than Bart Simpson:                                          F
 
Throw out the top and bottom grades and the felonious four flusher has a QPA of 0.0, which qualifies him as a true "F"ing failure.  We can only hope he will improve after Winter Break during this period of terrible, Man Made Global Warming.  Or is that Man Made Disaster?  Refer back to subject 3.
 
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Do the Obama Pokey!

Put your left foot in, put your left foot out, put your left foot in as you pussyfoot about.  Do Obama Pokey while the troops you're cheating out!  That's what it's all about!
(Chorus) You do Obama Pokey as you slime yourselves about.  That's what it's all about!
 
Put your Left Loons in, put your Left Loons out, put your Left Loons in while your policies they tout.  Do Obama Pokey, don't figure one thing out.  That's what it's all about!
(Chorus)
 
Put your own schmucks in, leave the experts out, put you own schmucks in as you dawdle and shout.  Do Obama Pokey as they all schlep about.  That's what it's all about!
(Chorus)
 
Put your Press Corps in, leave the whole truth out, put your Press Corps in as the truth they lie about.  Keep Obama Pokey, Climategate is busting out!  That's what it's all about!
(Chorus)
 
Set to the music of the Hokey Pokey.  It's the same old tune.
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