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Obama is a "F"ing Failure

Posted by Marked in Pgh on Thursday, December 17, 2009 5:09:18 PM
Megalomaniacs can't grade themselves.  So here's the freaking, flipping fool's full grade so far.
 
1) Winning economic policies:                                                                   F
 
2) Coherent Foreign Policy:                                                                      F
 
3) Grasp of reality:                                                                                    F
 
4) Grasp of common sense:                                                                       F
 
5) Grasping the consequences of his constant fallibility:                               F
 
6) Defending America and the Constitution:                                                F-
 
7) Giving Hillary the finger (so chic, so suave):                                            A+
 
8) Giving KSM & Co. civil trials:                                                               F
 
9) Bi-Partisanship:                                                                                     F
 
10) Accepting responsibility for his Fascist behavior:                                  F
 
11)  Looking smarter than Al Franken:                                                       F   
 
12) Acting smarter than Homer Simpson:                                                  F
 
13) Being more presidential than Bart Simpson:                                          F
 
Throw out the top and bottom grades and the felonious four flusher has a QPA of 0.0, which qualifies him as a true "F"ing failure.  We can only hope he will improve after Winter Break during this period of terrible, Man Made Global Warming.  Or is that Man Made Disaster?  Refer back to subject 3.
 
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Do the Obama Pokey!

Posted by Marked in Pgh on Thursday, December 03, 2009 2:40:49 PM
Put your left foot in, put your left foot out, put your left foot in as you pussyfoot about.  Do Obama Pokey while the troops you're cheating out!  That's what it's all about!
(Chorus) You do Obama Pokey as you slime yourselves about.  That's what it's all about!
 
Put your Left Loons in, put your Left Loons out, put your Left Loons in while your policies they tout.  Do Obama Pokey, don't figure one thing out.  That's what it's all about!
(Chorus)
 
Put your own schmucks in, leave the experts out, put you own schmucks in as you dawdle and shout.  Do Obama Pokey as they all schlep about.  That's what it's all about!
(Chorus)
 
Put your Press Corps in, leave the whole truth out, put your Press Corps in as the truth they lie about.  Keep Obama Pokey, Climategate is busting out!  That's what it's all about!
(Chorus)
 
Set to the music of the Hokey Pokey.  It's the same old tune.
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On The Conservative Dilemma

Posted by Marked in Pgh on Monday, November 30, 2009 5:29:15 PM
Commenting on what The Truth Will Prevail has said about "A Conservative Dilemma"; I have no wish for the Economy to keep tanking.  We will persevere as Americans, as the Americans persevered under FDR.  The fact we are the grass roots of the
Economy allows us to react more effectively and creatively than the Federal government to changing circumstances is not surprising or a dilemma.  Even under FDR, the Economy did rebound a bit by 1936 against the ongoing assault on the country and the Americans by the Federal government; but then the leading economic indicators never regained, even at that moment, to the levels they were at in 1929.  After that slight recovery, the Economy than relapsed back into the ongoing Great Depression and did not rebound under FDR until after the start of WWII. 
 
Even the economic recovery caused by the increased demands of the war were still hampered by the increased taxes and controls of the FDR administration.  There is no question about our perseverance in bucking the disasters of the Federal government, but we still have the right to point out the problems of those ongoing disasters as we try to deal with and overcome them.
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Hey Obama, I Got Your Stimulus Package Right Here!

Posted by Marked in Pgh on Thursday, November 05, 2009 2:50:53 PM
I went to a Halloween party as the only private job created by Obama.  Dressed in the red and black of Socialism, but in regular street clothes, no one knew what I was until I explained it.  They had never seen anything like it before.  I now have a part-time job; where I get to stand here in Pittsburgh as, literally, a free lance town caller and announce, "Hey Obama, ya schmuck, I got your stimulus package right here!" Try it, it's very cathartic.
 
There have been no new jobs created by the administration and congressional actions, except for government regulatory positions and rent a thug positions with liberal advocacy groups who received pay offs in the various bills.  As for "Saved Jobs", that must be the title of the biggest fantasy or graphic novel of the year.  In places like Pittsburgh, where the health care industry is the largest private employee segment of the local economy, the impending Obamacare Bill is scaring the hell out of us; to the point we didn't need demons to scare us on Halloween, they're already here. 
 
Have I ever done anything like this before?  I was accidently confused for another person in the past.  I was at a rock concert in Pittsburgh once, a couple years ago, dressed all in black (black jacket, black T-shirt, black slacks and shoes).  Okay, I'm a little shy (surprise, suprise-of course I'm lying).  Some of the people in my group of friends said I looked like Johnny Cash.  I thought they were nuts, until we ran into a drunk couple (again-surprise, surprise at a rock concert or a Steeler game in Pittsburgh!) at the end of the show.  The girl took one look at me and announced "Johnny Cash!  Sing me a song!"
 
Not wanting to be endlessly ribbed by my friends as I bought them drinks as rewards for their observation, I said "I can't, I'm dead."
 
So is Obamacare, if we nail down the coffin.
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Reaganism Lives While Communism Falters

Posted by Marked in Pgh on Wednesday, October 28, 2009 3:00:41 PM
So many of the arguments against Obama & Co. were said 45 years ago by Reagan in his speech for Goldwater's candidacy in 1964 that launched his political career.  They were beliefs he never varied from the rest of his life.  Rush has been broadcasting excerpts from that speech today and Hannity has been broadcasting other statements Reagan made in his subsequent speeches that are the best arguments against the present grab for power of the Left.  Some things never change, like the truth and the basis and soul of America.  Communism, or whatever leftist isms you want to consider also never change, they just keep changing their masks to cover up their true and unchanging nature.
 
The Left keeps saying Reaganism is dead, as they try to hide behind their mask of the day.  The truth never changes, nor do the laws of economics.  What has failed is Communism, Fascism, Socialism and Liberlaism.  To combat the constant change of appearance and tags, we must realize tyranny is also unchanging.  How do we fight all these isms?  Use Reagon's statements of truth as clips in political TV ads this next year, leading up to the 2010 Elections and use their salient points to contradict the predictable dribble of the Left.
 
In black and white or in color, they will have the same effect.  As the Left never rests in perptuating their lies, we need to be resolute in promoting our core beliefs.  We have the upper hand on radio as Talk Radio actually constitutes a series of ongoing townhall meetings across the country for citizens exercising their right of freedom of speech.  But many people in the muddle headed middle don't listen to radio, except to listen to music or sports.  Many are better reached through visual stimulation on TV.  Many have never heard these speches and some don't even know who Reagan is.  But most know about FDR and the New Deal with the endless broadcast of old black and white images from the Great Depression, the extension of which was the result of FDR's Liberlaism.  It's time for some enlightenment from Reagan and the Age of Enlightenment.
 
P.S. To get an idea what we are facing with the current administration, Read "Stalin The court of the Red Czar" by Simon Sebag Montefiore and see how Stalin was his own propagandist and the first editor of Pravda.  As Stalin became more paranoid and delusional as his Communist policies failed, he blamed enemies and traitors for his own shortcomings as he became more and more isolated from reality.  Obama is doing the same against Talk Radio, Fox News and us.  
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Terrorist-In-Chief Wins Ignobles Prize, Iran Attacks Israel

Posted by Marked in Pgh on Friday, October 09, 2009 1:27:28 PM
Taking a break from attacking America and bombing the Moon to accepts lunatic award, Obama confirms his irrelevance as a world leader.  What a pusillanimous poltroon on the world stage he is, and the world is laughing at him.  He's too stupid, desperate for real success and nihilistic to notice.  That's our job. 
 
Never forget that Washingotn DC, the Goebblist Press, the American Pravda and Obama's fellow dictators are part of the alternative universe of liberal lunacy.  Take no credence in anything they say, except to realize how desperate they are for good propaganda to prop up their fool in the Whte House.  It's not surprising the Ignoble Committee awards the Pusillanimous Prize to Obozo at this moment.  It's a  bone to reward his ineptitude and immaturity and to influence his decision to cut and run in Afghanistan, right at the point of victory; just so he can give the one finger salute to the general he himself had appointed to the Afgan front who had the temerity to ask for 40,000 more troops.  It's called a surge, just like the one that won the war front in Iran.  But now Obozo will put a feather in his hair, flash the peace sign and cave.  Rush is right, Obama has lost, again. 
 
It's our job as the New Press to keep up the reporting of the real news and review the lies of the Main Loon Press.  We have thirteen months to go.  Even Saturday Night Live has started to attack him.  Why should we pull back now?   Have a good laugh at the Left, the rest of world is laughing too.  
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Obamacare = Landshark = "Candy Gram!"

Posted by Marked in Pgh on Thursday, September 24, 2009 2:46:19 PM
Back on SNL (when it was funny), Landshark used the lure "Candy gram!" to get in the door, then devoured those he duped with his ploy.  Well, he's back!  This time, he's in the form of Obamacare, with or without its Government Option.  It's an equally voracious carnivore equally out of water, but not without the same bone chilling blood frenzy to devour everyone in sight.
 
Run for your life, better yet, defend your life and don't believe anything the Obama administration says.  It's not a candy gram, it's a ruthless urban predator with all the boundless violence and restraint of an IRS agent in full audit mode!  Oh, the inhumanity, the carnage, the ignominious end; let alone the condition of your underwear if you survive the attack and the doctors are allowed to treat you in an E.R..  Your mother warned you there would be days like this, but you never listened.
 
Oh, the shame of it all.  But the doctors and the medical insurance companies, the front lines of health-care, are not enough to protect you.  Where there's the Obama Federal government, there is no real competition; no more than a sustanible level of oxygen in an enclosed room engulfed in a blazing fire.
 
What will the Death panels then rule for the survivors?  Off to the soap factory, after they harvest your remaining organs, because you belong to them now.
 
Furthermore....
 
Knock! Knock!
 
"Who is it?"
 
"Candy gram!" 
 
"Mmmm, I refuse delivery!  Forward it to Mongo, at Rock Ridge, care of "Blazing Saddles".  Mongo loves candy, but he never received a candy gram like this one.  If he's not there, send it back to Hedy Lamarr or William J. LePetomane, the petty man empty-suit-in-chief (a.k.a. Obama)".
 
"That's Hedley, Hedley Lamarr!"
 
"Whatever.  Now kiss off!"
 
Must be a dry run.
 
Now where were was I?  Oh, yes....
 
Knock! Knock!
 
Are they hunting in a pack?
 
"Who is it?"
 
"Collecting for Regulation Czar Cass Sunstein's Sustainable Live Organ Donor Drive.  What's yours is ours!"
 
"Kiss off, Momma Cass!  Or is that you Rahm?  Well, I don't recognize the authority of any damn Czar.  You and the Obama administration have no authority under the Ninth or Tenth Amendments.  They're my organs, my person and my life.  Also, do you have a warrant under the Fourth Amendment?"
 
"Ah, no."
 
"Then you can screw yourselves and your posse too!  I'm secure in my person, house, papers and effects and shall not be violated.  If you don't understand that, let me read you the Second Amendment."
 
"Oh, okay."
 
"Don't mope and groin, just move on."
 
Now in conclusion....
 
Knock! Knock!
 
"What now?"
 
"Oh, never mind."
 
"We mind, all right and you will mind after the 2010 elections.  It's called the coming revolution.  You have been warned, comrades."
 
In the interim, it's time to stock up on shark repellant.
 
P.S.: I'm off to monitor the demonstrators in downtown Pittsburgh (that's "dahntahn Picksburgh" in Pittsburghese) during the G-20.  If I don't return, you know the Landsharks got me. 
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Obama, Hitler & Stalin Were Community Organizers

Posted by Marked in Pgh on Thursday, May 14, 2009 3:15:06 PM

If you want to know where Obama is coming from, just look at his last job before he ran for office.  Hitler was good at cummunity organizing, in the main Munich beer hall, even though he didn't drink.  Hitler was also a published author, like Obama.  He wrote "Mein Kampf" in prison after leading the Beer Hall Push out of that beer hall in Munic in an attempt to take over the Bavarian government.  He ended up cowering in the gutter; where, like Obama, he started from, when the firing began.

Stalin was also a cummunity organizer, among his fellow communists in Imperial Russsia and later in forcing the installation of Communism in every community across the Soviet Union.  Stalin, like Obama, presented himself as change to the uninformed and changed fifty million victims from the quick to the dead during his bloody reign.  This figure does not include the twenty million individual Soviets who died during WWII in what Stalin called the Great Patriotic War.  It was a war he helped start along with Hitler in the form of the Fourth Partition of Poland they launched together on Sept. 1, 1939 (in the Gregorian calender).  Talk about community organizing.  Of course, being a liberal and cummunist, he cared only about the people; while killing three million of them alone through forced labor in his personal gold mine in Siberia (during both killing sprees). 
 
What selfless compassion.  Obama seems to want to do the same things to us here in the U.S..
 
 
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Obama's Very Bad Poiltical Theater

Posted by Marked in Pgh on Thursday, January 08, 2009 3:45:57 PM
The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette recently praised Obama's idea to take the oath of office on the same Bible used by Lincoln.  They said it was a touching gesture.  How about touched?  The gall of this subterfuge is only exceeded by its arrogance.  The gall comes from the presumption of the least qualified president in American history to use something handled by Honest Abe.  No other president since Lincoln has had the effrontery to attempt this empty political and theatrical gesture.  It's all a farce.
 
First, Obama is not descended from any black American slaves who were freed by the Emancipation Proclamation, but is descended on his mother's side from white slave holders who suffered from it; so much for truth in advertising.  Add to that fact that Obama is now the head of not the party of Lincoln (the Republicans, who were for Abolition) but of the pro-slavery, pro-Jim Crow party (the Democrats).  Welcome to a production of double speak.  Orwell was only off by twenty-five years.
 
Second, Obama may very well have occupied the same Senate seat denied to Lincoln because Lincoln was a Republican.  Even though Lincoln is considered to have won the senatorial debates with Douglas, Douglas was appointed to the seat because Illinois was, as it is now, controlled by the Democrats.  That is because senators were appointed by their respective states before the Seventeenth Amendment changed them into elected super stooges, as apposed to the regular representative stooges of the mob; by changing the senators from representatives of the various States in what was originally the States' house.  In this regard, Gov. Blago is right while Senator and Chief Stooge Reid is wrong, as far as Blago appointing a successor to Obama in the seat.  At least the Illinois governor is within his rights.  Obama is out of his mind. 
 
Third, Obama is for the virtual lifetime financial enslavement of us, the taxpayers of America, to finance the continuing indentured servitude of those who pay no taxes and who are themselves in servitude and slavery in perpetuity to the Federal government because of their dependence on Federal programs and largesse.  Will he ever sign a new Emancipation Proclamation for the second group?  Not likely.  Well he rent out the Lincoln Bedroom, Lincoln's old office where Abe signed the Proclamation, to political contributors with cash in hand like Clinton had done in the past?  Very likely.  He is the last man to use the same Bible to take an oath to a document, the Constitution, that he has no intention of upholding.  He is, supposedly, a Constitutional scholar.  However, among liberals, that simply means he is always trying to get around its restrictions to benefit his "Precious", the Federal government.  As a liberal Constitutional scholar, he is in the same company as Sen. Byrd, a former recruiter for the Ku Klux Klan.
 
Where is Leonard Pinth Garnell (the fictional theatrical critic played by Dan Akroyd on Saturday Night Live) to knock out the support, or plinth, from under this production and chuck this equally fictional piece of Very Bad Political Theater into the trash or dust bin of history?  Obama has only four yers before he joins this empty, touched farce in the same bin.
 
P.S.  I appreciate your comments.  However, I have not been very good at answering them.  This is not out of arrogance, but because I am not very familiar with email.  I have made it a New Year's Resolution to become more responsive.
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Holding Out Against the Idiocy

Posted by Marked in Pgh on Friday, September 26, 2008 1:20:14 PM
Again, the conservative Republicans in the House are doing the right thing.  They're holding out against the idiotic hysteria of the moment and the full court press of the Democrat leadership.  The sub prime fiasco has been a long time in coming to its disastrous culmination for it to be decided so decisivley in favor of those who created it. 
 
It is time for more sober, and logical people to speak, even if they are the minority in the Democrat controlled Congress.  There was no agreement yesterday, no bipartisan suicide pact.  In truth, the Democrats do not need the Republicans at all to pass the bailout of something of their own creation; unless it was an example of C.T.A. for the guilt laden Democrats.  Let them hang themselves.  But the Democrats are not known for their bravery when having to admit they are wrong.  Their need for Republican cover is glaring and should not be given. 
 
Instead, the Republican conservatives in the House need to demand a smaller, less introsive bill based only on the mortgages in default without the lower, mark to market estimations contributing to the bloated 700 billion dollars price tag.  At the same time they need to lay the blame on the Democrat leadership and demand the FBI focus their investigation on them. 
 
As the bill was originally structured, Congress would end up with buying up far more good mortgages than bad for that 700 billion dollars (paid by the taxpayers).  They can eventually turn around and could realize a profit of over 1 trillion dollars when they sell the paper they had escorted back to the private sector.  All of this brought about by nationalizing a sizeable chunk of the financial market.  You see, socialism works, when you are the government and can do it over and over again to cover up for the problems you create; in this case to satisfy moronic assumptions of political correctness.  The other suggestion of the government to buy up stock (whether in first or second position) in the same financial institutions, at present bargain basement prices, constitutes another form of nationalization and would also set the same dangerous models for later raids on the private sector.
 
Stand your ground, conservatives, demand the FBI investigate the Democrats, call your congressmen and senators as we did in the Immigration Reform Bill, while supporting the Republican conservatives in the House.  Remember, it's the Stupid Congress, again.  Even McCain eventually listened to and learned form us and went to Washington this week to fight against something he saw coming years ago.
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A Gutsy Move for Stumpy

Posted by Marked in Pgh on Wednesday, September 24, 2008 7:23:01 PM
At least McCain has acknowledged the ugly mess in Congress and is willing to do his job as a senator.  Suspending his campaign and delaying the first debate on foreign policy may be overdoing it; by letting Obama skate away from a potential bloodbath.  Strangely enough, Obama wants the the debate he tried to avoid to go on as planned.
 
Now that his rival will not be there, perhaps the lawyer Obama thinks he has a chance to win the non-debate.  What will he do in such a one sided event, debate his own ego, or his alter ego?  MaCain's move may also give Obama the excuse to later say McCain had the chance to debate him and canceled out, rather than simply asking for a delay.  What did Barnum used to say?  "Never give a sucker an even break."  McCain just did that with Obama.
 
The other part of his gutsy move is far more dangerous, but presents him with the chance to gain a great advantage, by not acting as a regular politician and boldly going into the maelstrom of a disaster he forsaw back in 2005.  Now Obama can do nothing but play catch up with McCain.  The old POW is taking the same chance he does every time he crosses the aisle to the other side.  That is, getting his hands cut off to bloody stumps by the Democrat partisans in the Senate, and now the House of Representatives.  He has done it so often, I'm amazed he isn't known as Stumpy, while he is also cut off at the knees.  He may escape the knives of the partisans this time, but I doubt it.  In any event, he should remember who is at fault for the problem and be emphatic, along with President Bush, in holding the Democrats to blame for the scandal.  For all his injuries, McCain seems to personify what Obama only talks about; the audacity of hope.
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