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Marked in Pgh on Thursday, February 18, 2010 1:37:20 PM
From poster child to missing person, from omnipresent to never present, where's Bigfoot Al? Gore has never been much of a useful presence; but I miss Bigfoot Al-with his overpowered mansion, his carbon belching jet and his underpowered psyche. Where is the cool arrogance and his holier than though attitude?
I came to believe Gore and Biden were the top nominees for their best supporting acting roles in the staged farce that is liberalism. Now the awards have to be postponed in Washington, because of over five feet (according to Obama) and more of Global Cooling and a flood of red ink. Even the Saints have won the Super Bowl, on a day that Hell really froze over. So where is the environmentalists' standard bearer?
With his babe-in-the-woods stare to his wooden demeanor to his clunky, block head delivery; Bigfoot Al could be counted on to place his carbon footprint firmly in mouth, with the potential for developing politically correct trench mouth. In comparison, Biden makes me yearn for the next green paint drying competition. Even Bill Clinton's green credentials are more firmly secured than Biden's because the only difference between Slick Willy and pond scum, is the pond.
Now I can't compare them, because Al is MIA. Was he kidnaped by the vast right wing consiracy? Hillary would be overjoyed to be overlookesd and so under appreciated. But where else can she more irrelevant that at the State Department, with Obama usurping all her duties? Pelosi might have something to complaing about, if she wasn't emploiting her non-union farm workers at her winery and baronial estate while polluting the environment and supplanting the Constitution.
It all comes down to Good Old Al to carry on the scam of Gobal Warming. He needs to come out of hiding and face the music, instead of souring milk and scaring children at breakfast with potential portraits of his vacant, mentally gored puss.