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Marked in Pgh on Wednesday, January 06, 2010 3:13:13 PM
I'm packing my bags for Free Fed Med at my nearest Federal minimum security prison! Camp Cup Cake North, here I come. Imagine, no fines, no responsibilities while living off other peoples' taxes; a true ward of the state and a warrior for class envy at a facility with a white line drawn around it instead of a wall! On my extended vacation, I'll get three squares a day and free liberal lawyers to sue everyone in sight. If I'm convicted of a felony, coupled with the court decision in Washington state, I'll still get to vote early and often in the next election to insure my benefits on the Federal dole.
Sign me up, lock me up and save me that $750.00 fine per year! Then I can join with my new comrades in the Fed Med Posse and sue to receive health care packages available to members of Congress, while the rest of you slobs get screwed with Obamacare and all those new taxes. Ah, Nirvana!
Perhaps I can set up package deals for my fellow health care violaters at the new age federal health spas, open up a travel agency for incoming convicts and make a fortune in cigarettes and cash. They can't lock up all 12,000,000 of us (including Rush) who don't have health insurance, even after the imposition of the new health care bill. This is something we can retire into and never pay high taxes again! If I'm in a congressional district of a Blue Dog liberal Democrat, I can then run as a real liberal Democrat for Congress to join the big crooks in the House and receive huge bribes for my vote! Who needs to be responsible for yourself when you can become a professional, liberal victim? Ah, it's going to be beautiful!