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Marked in Pgh on Thursday, September 24, 2009 2:46:19 PM
Back on SNL (when it was funny), Landshark used the lure "Candy gram!" to get in the door, then devoured those he duped with his ploy. Well, he's back! This time, he's in the form of Obamacare, with or without its Government Option. It's an equally voracious carnivore equally out of water, but not without the same bone chilling blood frenzy to devour everyone in sight.
Run for your life, better yet, defend your life and don't believe anything the Obama administration says. It's not a candy gram, it's a ruthless urban predator with all the boundless violence and restraint of an IRS agent in full audit mode! Oh, the inhumanity, the carnage, the ignominious end; let alone the condition of your underwear if you survive the attack and the doctors are allowed to treat you in an E.R.. Your mother warned you there would be days like this, but you never listened.
Oh, the shame of it all. But the doctors and the medical insurance companies, the front lines of health-care, are not enough to protect you. Where there's the Obama Federal government, there is no real competition; no more than a sustanible level of oxygen in an enclosed room engulfed in a blazing fire.
What will the Death panels then rule for the survivors? Off to the soap factory, after they harvest your remaining organs, because you belong to them now.
Furthermore....
Knock! Knock!
"Who is it?"
"Candy gram!"
"Mmmm, I refuse delivery! Forward it to Mongo, at Rock Ridge, care of "Blazing Saddles". Mongo loves candy, but he never received a candy gram like this one. If he's not there, send it back to Hedy Lamarr or William J. LePetomane, the petty man empty-suit-in-chief (a.k.a. Obama)".
"That's Hedley, Hedley Lamarr!"
"Whatever. Now kiss off!"
Must be a dry run.
Now where were was I? Oh, yes....
Knock! Knock!
Are they hunting in a pack?
"Who is it?"
"Collecting for Regulation Czar Cass Sunstein's Sustainable Live Organ Donor Drive. What's yours is ours!"
"Kiss off, Momma Cass! Or is that you Rahm? Well, I don't recognize the authority of any damn Czar. You and the Obama administration have no authority under the Ninth or Tenth Amendments. They're my organs, my person and my life. Also, do you have a warrant under the Fourth Amendment?"
"Ah, no."
"Then you can screw yourselves and your posse too! I'm secure in my person, house, papers and effects and shall not be violated. If you don't understand that, let me read you the Second Amendment."
"Oh, okay."
"Don't mope and groin, just move on."
Now in conclusion....
Knock! Knock!
"What now?"
"Oh, never mind."
"We mind, all right and you will mind after the 2010 elections. It's called the coming revolution. You have been warned, comrades."
In the interim, it's time to stock up on shark repellant.
P.S.: I'm off to monitor the demonstrators in downtown Pittsburgh (that's "dahntahn Picksburgh" in Pittsburghese) during the G-20. If I don't return, you know the Landsharks got me.